Ah, Valentine’s Day, the annual celebration of love, romance, and, for the vampires among us, an eternity of heart-shaped headaches. While the rest of the world is busy exchanging chocolates, flowers, and sweet nothings, immortal beings find themselves navigating the treacherous waters of eternal love with a dash of sarcasm.
Here are a few dangers of being immortal on Valentine’s Day that you may not have considered: